July 07, 2009

It would taste like heaven.

[about a painting]
Hank Moody: What the fuck is that?
Bill Lewis: Oh, you like it? I could have bought a car instead.
Hank Moody: I think you should still buy the car and then run over whoever created that turd.

I can only hope that one day I can practice this level of simon cowell-ness in art, music and film critque. In writing. It has to be in writing, so that criticisms (of the constructive kind, naturally) can be read over and over and over again. Sublime.

1 comment:

WEM said...

You're not as far off as you think - keep the rants coming, and like everything, it will sharpen with practice.

And yeah, I moved to wordpress.